Posh 'n' Kermode

Seriously, give him a few years and some middle-aged spread …

Russian Heavy Kermode

Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises. Dr K saves this particular facial expression for when he has to review another Pirates of the Caribbean film.

Deutscher Kermode

German musician, TV presenter and Kermode doppelgänger, Götz Alsmann.

Classic Kermode

Of course, Jesse "Eldorado/Bugs/Footballers' Wives" Birdsall is hewn from classic Kermode granite. In Dr K's book, It's Only a Movie, he notes that: "I have been merrily accepting compliments about my sterling work in 'that Spanish soap series' for years … I've even signed autographs 'with best wishes from Jesse' to those who won't take no for an answer."